This is a Detective Story

Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.

They smuggle a bottle of

into the ball park.

The game is real exciting

and they are enjoying themselves immensely...
mixing the Jack Daniel's with coke.

Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.

Based on the given information, what inning is it
and how many players are on base?

Answer:

It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!
 

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