Howeird Dudd died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body.
So his two friends, Dr. LaBeaver & Dr. Lariat, were sent for.
LaBeaver went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
LaBeaver said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him
So the mortician rolled him over and LaBeaver looked and said,
"Nope, ain't Howeird."
The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Lariat in to identify the body.
Lariat took a look at him and said,
"Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Lariat looked down and said,
"No, it ain't Howeird."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Lariat said, "Well, Howeird had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in South Skunky Schools knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to a school building, Teachers would say,
"Here comes Howeird with them two assholes".