South Skunky Schools
Administrative Knowledge



In case you've ever wondered why ignorance rises to the
ADMINISTRATIVE LEVEL,
here is a simple explanation that is also a
mathematical proof.

Known facts:
Knowledge is Power;
Time is Money; and, as every scientist knows,
Power = Work / Time.

Therefore:
If Knowledge = Power and Time = Money and Power = Work / Time,

Then [by substitution]: Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches zero,
regardless of the Work done.
What this means is:
The less you know, the more you make.

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