South Skunky Schools

   Dr. LaBeaver and his assistant Ms. Dimlick enter Sue's Haven Lounge (an "all womans" bar).
They find their way to a bar stool and order drinks.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

      The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a quiet voice Ms. Dimlick  says:
"Before you tell that joke, I would like to point out five things you apparently didn't notice...
       1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
       2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
       3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and professional weightlifter.
       4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
       5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde appleknocker with a PhD., a black belt in
            karate and a very bad attitude!
Now think about it seriously, Doc. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
      LaBeaver thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

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