South Skunky Training

Enema KumUpChuck walks into the Cup and Saucer Cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a Bull with the other. She says to the waiter, "Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets Enema a
tall mug of coffee. KumUpChuck drinks the coffee down, turns
and blasts the bull with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to
splatter every where, then just walks out.


The next morning KumUpChuck returns. She has her shotgun in one hand
pulling another bull with the other. She walks up to the counter
and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Whoa, Enema! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

KumUpChuck smiles and proudly says, "Training for the stuperintendent
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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