South Skunky Schools recently hired several cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now", said Dr. LaBeaver during the
briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later Dr. LaBeaver remarked,
"You're all working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied
with you. However, one of our Teachers has disappeared. Do any of you
know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After Dr. LaBeaver had left, the leader of the cannibals asked the
"Which one of you idiots ate the Teacher?" A hand raised hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!! For four
weeks we've been eating administrators and no one noticed anything, but
noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"