the South Skunky Advance comes this story about Dr. LaBeaver and his
wife who drove their car to Super Saver, only to have their car break
down in the parking lot. LaBeaver told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small
group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of
male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in
shorts, his lack of underpants turned his minuscule private parts into
glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked
across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly (as usual) by. The mechanic, however, had to have three
stitches in his forehead.