Crookhaven Country Drive
LaBeaver and his chauffeur were out driving in Crookhaven Town when
they accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on the
LaBeaver told the chauffeur to drive
up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the
farm; the chauffeur got out, knocked on the front door and was let in.
He was in there for what seemed like hours.
When he came out, LaBeaver asked why his driver had been there so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand,
then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and
his daughter showered me with kisses!" explained the driver.
"What did you tell the farmer?" LaBeaver asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Dr. LeBeaver's driver and I'd just killed the pig."