Dr. LaBeaver walks into
a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little
bemused, explains to Dr. LaBeaver they don't sell rectum deodorant, and
Unfazed, Dr. LaBeaver
assures the pharmacist that he has been buying
the stuff from this store on a regular
basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the
pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it
here," says Dr. LaBeaver.
"Do you have the
container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist
"YES!" said Dr. LaBeaver,
"I'll go home and get it."
He returns with the
container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to
him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, Dr. LaBeaver
snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container "TO APPLY,
PUSH UP BOTTOM."