Dr. LaBeaver left Central heading to the Dumbtown Inn to
use the restroom because all South Skunky restrooms are video monitored
for security reasons and personal enjoyment.
The first stall was
occupied, so he went into the second one. He was no sooner seated than
he heard a voice from the next stall:
"Hi, how are you doing?"
"Not bad." He answered.
And the stranger said:
"And, what are you up to?"
"Well, I'm taking a dump
and I don't want my fat ass and tiny penis to appear on our security
Then, he heard the
stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back, there's some
asshole in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."