South Skunky Schools

Gardening Class

A Gardening teacher was spreading a load of manure in the courtyard when Stuperintendent LaBeaver stopped by.
   "These flies sure are terrible," LaBeaver complained.
   "Yes Sir." the teacher said as he watched LaBeaver shoo away several flies. “Those are circle flies."
   "What's a circle fly?" asked LaBeaver.
   "Those are flies that circle a horse's ass." answered the teacher. "Those are circle flies."
   "You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" LaBeaver angrily asked.
   "No, I didn't," the teacher replied. "But you just can't fool those flies."

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