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Heavenly Quizzies

Four men died and are waiting at the Pearly Gates when St. Peter tells
them that there will be a slight delay but not to worry that he will have
Albert Einstein visit with them during their wait.

Albert arrives and introduces himself to the first man and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the first man answers, "250". 
"That is wonderful!", saysAlbert.  "You must be a teacher.
We will talk about the  the mysteries of the Universe. 
We will have much to discuss!".

Albert introduces himself to the second man and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the second man answers, "204". 
"That is great!", responds Albert.  "You must be a Department Chairman.
We can discuss Grand Unification Theory.
We will have much to discuss!"

Albert introduces himself to the third man and asks,
"What is your IQ?" towhich the third man answers, "144". 
"That is great!", responds Albert.  "You must be a Building Administrator.
We can discuss politics and current affairs.
We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to the fourth man and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the third man answers, "51".
"You must be a Central Office Administrator", says Albert.



One day, a teacher, a building administrator, and  Dr. LaBeaver all die and go to
Heaven. St. Peter's there, and when they get to the gate,
St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven:
they each have to answer one question.
   To the teacher, he says, "What was the name of the ship that crashed
into the Iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?"
   The teacher thinks for a sec, and then replies:
" That would have beenthe Titanic, right?".
 St. Peter lets him through the gate.  St. Peter turns to the administrator,
and, figuring that Heaven doesn't REALLY need all the stink that this
  guy would bring into heaven, decides to make the question a little harder:
"How many people died on the ship?"
   The administrator guesses: "1228" "That happens to be right; go ahead."
St. Peter turns to the Dr. LaBeaver: "Name them."
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