Dr. LaBeaver's secretary needed a few days off work,
but she knew Assistant Stuperintendent of Personnel Raygun
would not allow her to take a leave.
She thought that maybe if she acted "CRAZY" then
Dr. Raygun would tell her to take a few days off.
So she hung upside down from the ceiling fan
and made funny noises.
Another Secretary came out of LaBeaver's office
and asked her what she was doing?
She told her that she was pretending to be a light bulb
so that Dr. Raygun would think she was "CRAZY"
and give her a few days off.
A few minutes later Dr. Raygun walked past
and asked her "What are you doing ?"
She told him she was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
She jumped down and walked out of the office.
When Dr. LaBeaver started to follow her,
Dr. Raygun asked him,
"Where are you going?"
LaBeaver replied, "I'm going home too,
I can't work in the dark!"