South Skunky Schools

Subject: Giving more than 100%

Ever wonder about administrators who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where an administrator wants over 100%.
They often ask, "How about achieving 103% ?"
Here's a little math that might prove helpful...........

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented numerically as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
  2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close, attitude will get you there, but as any
good stuperintendent can tell you.......
Bullshit
will put you over the top.

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