South Skunky Schools

Retirement Cruise

After retiring Inspector Gadget sees an ad 
in the paper which advertises a world cruise for $50.

Upon arrival at the dock he pays his $50 and is taken to a back room.
There he is knocked out and placed in a 55 gallon drum.
He wakes up some time later adrift in the middle of the ocean.

Several days go by and he spots Dr.LaBeaver drifting by.
He yells over to LaBeaver,
"Hey, do they serve lunch on this cruise?"

To which Dr. LaBeaver replies, "They didn't last year!"

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