Skunky Valentine Gift
Dr. LaBeaver went to a pet shop looking for
a Valentine's gift for his wife.
spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," he asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at him and said,
"Look, I should tell you that this
bird used to
live in a House of Prostitution and sometimes
it says some
pretty vulgar stuff."
Dr. LaBeaver thought about this,
but being as tight as a crabs ass decided
he would buy the bird any way.
He asked the owner to explain the birds
vocabularyto his wife when it was delivered.
His wife took delivery, listened to the owners
explaination, hung the bird's cage up
living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
Mrs. LaBeaver was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought "that's
really not so bad."
When her teenage daughters returned
from school the bird saw them and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and Mrs. LaBeaver were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, Dr. LaBeaver came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,