Speeding Ticket

The sheriff of a small upstate town pulled over a car
that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone.
The clown behind the wheel, Dr. LaBeaver, was
steaming. When he was finally brought before the local
magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me.
This town must be the asshole of the world!"
The magistrate looked at him and replied,
"And you must be what's passing through."
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