LaBeaver's New Car
As the local patrolman was making his evening rounds he pulled into a used car lot. 
He came upon Dr. LaBeaver sitting in a used car.
He stopped to ask him why he was sitting the in the car.
"Are you trying to steal this car?"
"Heavens no. The Bored of Education said I could buy it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"I can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"I was told that if I bought a car here I'd get screwed so.....
 I'm just waiting.

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