South Skunky Winner

 
Dr. LaBeaver goes into the Cup and Saucer and notices
there's a "peel and win" sticker on his coffee cup.

So he peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says,
"That's impossible.
 The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"

But LaBeaver keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! 
I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the owner comes over and says,
"Dr LaBeaver, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. 
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize.

LaBeaver says,
"No, it's not a mistake.  I've won a motorhome!"

And he hands the ticket to the owner and who reads...

"W I N A B A G E L"

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