Skunky Snow Job

One winter morning while listening to the radio,
Dr. LaBeaver and his wife hear the announcer say,
"We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

LaBeaver goes out and moves his car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast,
the radio announcer says, "We are expecting
4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street,
so the snowplow can get through."

LaBeaver goes out and moves his car, again.
The next week they are having breakfast, again,
when the radio  announcer says, "We are expecting
10 to 12 inches of snow today.  You must park ...........,"
 then the electric power goes out.

LaBeaver says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

His wife says, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage this time?"


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