Things my Momma Said....

Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company.
Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Dennis in the mail today.

Quit slamming the screen door when you go out !!
Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.

Wash behind your ears. They are so dirty you could grow potatoes.
Wash your feet before you go to bed, you've been playing outside all day barefooted.

Wash under your neck before you come to the table, you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.
Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.

Don't you go outside with your school clothes on!
Go comb your hair; it looks like the rats have nested in it all night.

Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle.
Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.

Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it.
Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!

Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him.
You boys stay close by, the car may not start and I will need you to help push start it.

There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 gallons of gas when you go to town.
Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot.

You can walk to the store; it won't hurt you to get some exercise.
Don't sit too close to the TV. It is hard on your eyes.

If you pull that stunt again, I am going to wear you out!
Don't lose that button; I'll sew it back on after awhile.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for nothing.
If you are going to dance you have to pay the fiddler.
 

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Get out from under that sewing machine; pumping it messes up the thread!
Be sure and fill the lamps this morning so we don't have to do that tonight in the dark.

Here, take this old magazine to the toilet with you when you go, we are almost out of paper out there.
You look like you need an enema

Go out to the well and draw a bucket of water so I can wash the dishes.
Don't turn the radio on now, I want the battery to be up when the Grand Ole Opry comes on.
 

No, I don't have 25 cents for the picture show. Do you think money grows on trees? 
Eat your turnips, they'll make you big and strong like your daddy.

That dog is NOT coming in this house! I don't care how cold it is out there, dogs don't stay in the house.

Sit still. I'm trying to get your hair cut straight and you keep moving and it is all messed up.
Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words like that! I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

It is time for your system to be cleaned out. I am going to give you a dose of castor oil tonight.
If you get a spanking in school and I find out about it, you'll get another one when you get home.

Quit crossing your eyes! They will get stuck that way!
Soak your foot in this pan of kerosene so that cut will heal up.

When you take your driving test, don't forget to signal each turn. Left arm straight out the window
for a left turn; left arm bent up at the elbow for a right turn; and straight down to the side of the
door when you are going to stop.