South Skunky Lunch

       South Skunky's Stuperintendent LaBeaver was visiting  
the Crookhaven Academy cafeteria when he became hungry.
At his request the cafeteria lady served him a bowl of soup.

There was a dog running around the
kitchen, running up to LeBeaver and
giving him a great deal of attention.

LaBeaver commented that he had never seen a dog
this friendly. The lady replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly.
That's his bowl you're eating from."