Academy Q. and A.
TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:            Here it is.
TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:            Maria.

TEACHER:    Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK:         Because of the sign..
TEACHER:    What sign?
FRANK:         The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?   
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:       Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN:             K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER:        No, that's wrong
GLENN:             Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

TEACHER:       Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:         H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:       What are you talking about?
DONALD:         Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:       Winnie, name one important thing we have to day that we didn't  have ten years ago.
WINNIE:            Me!

TEACHER:      Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN:           Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:       Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE:            I  is...
TEACHER:       No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:           All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."      

TEACHER:       George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
                           but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
                           punish him?
LOUIS:             Because George still had the ax in his hand.  

TEACHER:      Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:           No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:       Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
                            brother's.   Did you copy his?    
CLYDE:             No, teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
                         people are no longer interested?    
HAROLD:       Dr. LaBeaver.