A teacher, a building administrator, and Stuperintendent LaBeaver
decide to have a bet to see which of them can stay in a tiny
shed with a goat for the longest period of time.
The three of them are crammed into this tiny space with
the goat, who is shitting everywhere and smelling rather goat like.
Not more than ten minutes have passed before the teacher emerges.
"Well I'm frightfully sorry to let the SSTA down and all that, but the
smell in there is enough to make a grown man weep!"
Fifteen minutes pass, and the door opens. The administrator staggers
out looking blue and clutching his nose.
"Even twenty years of cental office bullshit couldn't prepare me
for that" he wails.
Three minutes later, the goat walks out.