South Skunky Schools

Ode to Betsy

LaBeaver went to South Skunky,
And amazingly did find
An enthusiastic young teacher
With ideas in her mind.

She talked of things so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
The troubles of her students
Began to slip away.

She talked of education
With laughter and with fun.
It seemed her love of teaching
Brought up the morning sun.

From behind his desk LaBeaver called
Inspector Gadget right away.
Told him to fire this dynamic teacher
By the end of the teaching day.

The moral of this story
For those who do not know,
She now teaches in another district
With $350,000.00 of South Skunky's dough.