South Skunky School
LaBeaver's Birthday Gift

LaBeaver was talking to his buddy, Dr. Raygun, and he said,
"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has
everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything
she wants, so I'm stumped."

Dr. Raygun said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up
a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex,
any way she wants it... she'll probably be thrilled."

So LaBeaver did. The next day Raygun said,
"Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said LaBeaver.

"Did she like it?" Raygun asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the
forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!!'