and his assistant Ms.
Dimlick enter Sue's Haven Lounge (an "all womans" bar).
They find their way to a bar stool and order drinks.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a quiet voice Ms. Dimlick says:
"Before you tell that joke, I would like to point out five things you
apparently didn't notice...
1 - The bartender is a blonde
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me
is blonde and professional weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a
blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde
appleknocker with a PhD., a black belt in
karate and a very bad
Now think about it seriously, Doc. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
LaBeaver thinks for a second, shakes his
head, and says;
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times