Skunky Charity

A solicitor for a charity made an appointment with
Dr. LaBeaver to plead for a contribution.
The Stuperintendent listened to her appeal in stony silence.
Finally, she said, "Did you know, sir, that the equivalent
of a dollar will feed a child in India for one month?"
Still, there's no response, and the solicitor leaves.
The next day, LaBeaver sent his three children to India.