Crookhaven Country Drive

Dr. LaBeaver and his chauffeur were out driving in Crookhaven Town when they accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on the road. 

LaBeaver told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.  They drove up to the farm; the chauffeur got out, knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours.

When he came out, LaBeaver asked why his driver had been there so long.

"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses!" explained the driver.

"What did you tell the farmer?" LaBeaver asked.

The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Dr. LeBeaver's driver and I'd just killed the pig."