South Skunky
Bored of EducationMeeting

A gentleman went to a Bored of Education meeting. Sitting next to him
was an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning
diamond ring he had ever seen.

He asked her about it.

"This is the LaBeaver diamond," she said.
"It is beautiful, but there is a terrible
curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Dr. LaBeaver...."