South Skunky Schools
   Dr. LaBeaver left Central heading to the Dumbtown Inn to use the restroom because all South Skunky restrooms are video monitored for security reasons and personal enjoyment.

   The first stall was occupied, so he went into the second one. He was no sooner seated than he heard a voice from the next stall:
   "Hi, how are you doing?"
   "Not bad." He answered.
   And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"
   "Well, I'm taking a dump and I don't want my fat ass and tiny penis to appear on our security tapes."
   Then, he heard the stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back, there's some asshole in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."