South Skunky Schools

There was once a Teacher who lived next door to Dr. LaBeaver. 
The Teacher owned a hen and each morning would

look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for

 One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid
an egg in Dr. LaBeaver's garden. He was about to go next door

when he saw Dr. LaBeaver pick up the egg. The Teacher ran up

to Dr. LaBeaver and told him that the egg belonged to him

because he owned the hen. Dr. LaBeaver disagreed because the

egg was laid on his property.
 They argued for a while until finally the Teacher said, "In my
family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I

kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back

up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for

me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."
 Dr. LaBeaver agreed to this and so the Teacher found his
heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back,

then ran toward Dr. LaBeaver and kicked as hard as he could in

the balls. Dr. LaBeaver fell to the floor clutching his nuts

howling in agony for 30 minutes.
 Eventually Dr. LaBeaver stood up and said, "Okay, now it's my
turn to kick you."
 The Teacher said, "Keep the damn egg."