South Skunky Schools

Dr. LaBeaver was visiting the big city for the first time. 
He checks into the hotel and the bellboy takes his bags.
He follows the boy, and as the door closes,
he looks around and shakes his fist at him.

"Young man, I may be old and straight from the hills,
but that don't mean I'm stupid!
I paid good money and this room won't do at ALL!
It's too small, there's no ventilation,
no TV -- there's not even a BED!"

"Sir" replied the bellboy, "this is the elevator."