A Gardening teacher was spreading a load of manure
the courtyard when Stuperintendent LaBeaver stopped by.
"These flies sure are terrible," LaBeaver complained.
"Yes Sir." the teacher said as he watched LaBeaver shoo
several flies. “Those are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?" asked LaBeaver.
"Those are flies that circle a horse's ass." answered the
"Those are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?"
"No, I didn't," the teacher replied. "But you just can't