South Skunky Schools

Home Early

Dr. LaBeaver gets home early from South Skunky School's Central Office
and hears strange noisescoming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweatingand panting.

"What's going on?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing
9-1-1, his son comes up and says;

"Daddy! Daddy! Inspector Gadget is hiding in your clothes closet and he'sgot no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into thebedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
 Sure enough, there is Inspector Gadget, totally naked, cowering
on the wardrobe floor.

"You IDIOT!!!" screams Dr. LaBeaver, "my wife's having a heart
attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!"