Skunky Retirement

After his manditory retirement party, Dr LaBeaver became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he mentioned his problem to the bartender at the Dumbtown Inn.
The bartender said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room,
poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head
down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

So he took the bucket , went into the other room,
pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop,
bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.  

Coming back to the bartender LaBeaver said,
"It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"

The bartender said,

"You were homesick!"