South Skunky Academy

More than anything, Dr. LaBeaver wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to grant him his wish.

"This," he said, showing LaBeaver a rope, "is a lariat.
We use it to catch cows."

"I see," said Dr. LaBeaver,
trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat.
"And what do you use for bait?"