South Skunky Schools

A waitress walks up to one of her tables at the Dumbtown  Inn
and notices that the three South Skunky Central
Administrators are furiously masturbating.

She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"

Dr. LaBeaver explains, "Can't you see? We are all very hungry."

The waitress asks, "So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the
restaurant going to help that situation?"

LaBeaver replies, "The menu says, First Come, First Served!"