South Skunky Mad Cow

Dr. LaBeaver and his Assistant Ms. KumUpChuck
were bickering while attending a Stuperintendent's conference.
They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in
a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived LaBeaver said: "I'll have a big, thick
porterhouse steak."

The waiter replied: "Monsieur .. what about ze mad cow?"

To which LaBeaver replied, "She'll have a salad.