South Skunky Schools

Nuclear Power Lesson

     Stuperintendent LaBeaver decided to teach a Lesson on Nuclear Power to a science
class to
demonstrate his expertise as an educator. 
     Before he started a student questioned his qualifications.
     LaBeaver said,
"Ask me any science question you want, and I will answer it."  
     "OK," said the student, "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces
clumps of road apples.  Why do you suppose that is?"
     "Actually," said Dr. LaBeaver.  "I have no idea."
     "Well, then," said the student, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?"