South Skunky Schools

A Teacher is having breakfast on orientation morning
(coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when
Stuperintendent LaBeaver, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
The Teacher ignores LaBeaver who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

LaBeaver: "You Teacher folk eat the whole bread??"

Teacher (in a bad mood): "Of course."

LaBeaver: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We Administrators don't,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and serve them to teachers
on staff development days."

LaBeaver has a smirk on his face.

The Teacher listens in silence.


LaBeaver persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Teacher: "Of Course."

LaBeaver: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"Administrators don't, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam in the faculty room."

After a moment of silence,
The Teacher then asks:
"Do Administrators have sex?"

LaBeaver: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Teacher: "And what do you do with the condoms
once you've used them?"

LaBeaver: "We throw them away, of course."

Teacher: "Teachers don't.
We put them in a container, recycle them,
 melt them down into bubble-gum
 and give them to Central Office
Administrators on orientation day.