Dr. LaBeaver had just finished reading
'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked
directly up to his wife.
Pointing afinger in her face, he said,
on, I want you to know that
I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished
eating my meal,
I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner,
you are going to
draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with
my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The f...ing funeral director would be my