Skunky Reading

Dr. LaBeaver had just finished reading the book,

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing afinger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that
I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal,
I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to
draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied,
"The funeral director would be my guess."