Charge in South Skunky?
"I should be in charge" said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so
without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the
stomach," because I process food
and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs,
"because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes,
"because I allow the body to
see where it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the
rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a
terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes
got watery, and the blood was
toxic. They all decided that the rectum
should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge.