South Skunky Picnic Memo

Because of the lack of interest in my Retirement Party,
I have decided to have a manditory
End of The Year Picnic.

In the interests of Health and Safety in the work place
(and because I am as cheap as shit)
I, Dr. LaBeaver have decided to implement a
"One drink per person" policy at End of The Year Picnic.

Anyone who has more than one drink
will be sent home immediately .

On return to work  offenders will be  required to face a disciplinary hearing and job security could be jeopardised


Your co-operation in this matter will be appreciated.


See you at the Picnic.

Dr. LaBeaver

PS: The Teachers Association has agreed to supply both
cups and hot dogs....

FU LaBeaver