South Skunky Academy

A man enters Dumb Town Inn and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The
robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your
IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot makes conversation about global
warming  factors, quantum mechanics, spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual  proclivities..

Very impressed, the customer thinks, "This is really cool," and decides to
test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for
another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and
asks  him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the
robot  starts talking, but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, super
models,  favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man decides to give the robot one more test. He heads
out the door and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The
 man replies, "Er . . . 50 . . . I think." And the robot says... real slowly
.............. "So Dr. LaBeaver I hear your retiring?"