South Skunky Schools


LaBeaver backs up his hard drive by trying to put it in reverse.
Central just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
LaBeaver has a photographic memory.  He just doesn’t have film.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
LaBeaver has seen it all, done it all, can't remember any of it.
LaBeaver is vague and diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Teachers have the right to remain silent.  Anything they say will be misquoted, then used against them.
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
On the other hand, LaBeaver has different fingers.
Change is inevitable.  Except from a vending machine and stuperintendents