Skunky Sick Days
A secretary calls her boss, Dr. LaBeaver,one morning
and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" LaBeaver asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma,"
she says in a weak voice.
"What the is anal glaucoma?" asks LaBeaver
"I can't see my ass coming into work today." she answers.
Gadget calls in to Central Office
"Hey, Boss I am not coming to
work today, I am really sick.
I have a headache, stomach
and my legs hurt.
"You know Gadget,
really need you today.
When I feel like that I go to my wife
and tell her - give me sex.
That makes everything better and
to work You should try that."
Two hours later Gadget calls again: "Boss, I did what you said
and I feel
great, I'll be at central soon. You have a nice house."