Skunky Q and A

Dr. LaBeaver and his Wife are sitting
quietly in bed reading when the Wife
looks over at him and asks the question....
Wife: "What would you do if I died?
           Would you get married again?"
LaBeaver: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
LaBeaver: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
LaBeaver: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
LaBeaver: (makes audible groan)
Wife: "Would you live in our house?"
LaBeaver: "Sure, it's a great house."
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
LaBeaver: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"
LaBeaver: "Probably, it is almost new."
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
LaBeaver: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
LaBeaver: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
LaBeaver: "No, she's left-handed."
Wife: -- silence --
LaBeaver: "sh*t."