South Skunky Spouses

Several South Skunky adimistrators are in the World Famous 
Cup and Saucer discussing how stupid their wives are...

One says: You know my wife must be the most stupid woman on
this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last
week, she bought $300 worth of meat, and we don't even have a

The second says: That's nothing, my wife went out last week and
bought a brand new car for $8000, and she can't even drive...

Then Dr. LaBeaver says: You think that's stupid, I went home last
week and my wife told me that she'd booked herself a two week
holiday in Mastic. I watched her packing her suitcase
and she took nearly 400 condoms with her,
and she doesn't even have a penis...