South Skunky Schools

USPS Stamp Recall

The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a
picture of now South Skunky Stuperintendent Dr. LaBeaver to illustrate his
ineffectiveness as a educational leader.
The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not
sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the
"LaBeaver" postage was not being delivered.
Dr. LaBeaver and his lackeys, the Bored of Education, demanded a full
investigation into the allegations.
A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several
months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:
* The stamp was manufactured properly.
* There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People were just spitting on the wrong side.